Think outside the box Q&A!
A) because when the stork is carrying the baby to there new home they accidently stretched some and the short ones are the ones that got squashed in the basket!
Q) why isnt the moon made out of cheese?
because if it was it would go mouldy!
Why do some people have curly hair and some straight?
A. there are two magic faries and they decided if you get curly or straight.
Q. Why is the foxtrot called the foxtrot?
A. Foxes use to trot around prancing and jumping up and down in there ball gowns!
Q.why is it that whenever you go to ikea you always nick there little wooden pencils?
A: Well, its really a mind control technique that Ikea uses. The pencils grab your attention, then when you steal them, and therefore put them in your pocket/purse, they start emitting a very very quiet noise that only you can hear. This noise stimulates the "i need to go buy from Ikea" section of your brain, so then you go buy from Ikea.
Q: How did Spiderman REALLY get his powers?
Spiderman wasnt really bitten by a spider, a big ol' giant with 8 limbs ate his fingers, and the doctors got carbon copies of Chuck Norris' fingers and put it on with glue made out of spiders and thats why spiderman has powers.
How does deodorant work?
A. it has bateria killing powder in in
Q. Why do our feet smell?
A. Because there are little people I mean people so little the are invisible( except the are also the cause of toe jam) living on them and they sweat alot causing your feet to smell.
Q.Whatever happened to the power Rangers the originals?
A. They were jealous of the new power rangers and became evil. So the other new p.r had to destroy them.
Q.why do we fall in love?
A. Because we walk too close to the edge of The Cliff of Lust, and fall off it into The Sea of Love below.
Q. Why can't dads dance?
A. dads cant dance because they have Y chromosome in them,unlike moms who just have X chromosome.... Since X has 2 legs so it can dance happily and break into a jig *giggles* whereas Y can unhappily sit with a grumpy face(or at the most they can jump..lol )
Q. why are hot guys made up of??
A: eyeliner, band t-shirts, and great taste in music [hard to find and put all in the same place, most often the taste in music is the one that gets messed up]
Q: how do they get the colors in nail polish?
A: It's made of fairy pee, every fairy pee different colours depending on which season of the year they were born :]
Q: Why do we use letters to write with?
A: Cuz stick figures are overrated.
Q: why are cupcakes called cupcakes?
In the late 1930's porcalain was all the rage! And due to metal work being so expensive people needed to bake and cook while thinking outside the box. Baking trays were resevered for the rich so the lesser calls found new and inovative things to bake and cook in. Hence the tea cup was used to make small cakes, and so the "cup" cake was born!
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