Think outside the box Q&A!
A: Christmas is actually for annoying overthetop christians when you say that your celebrating Christmas and you dont go to church. HAHA THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES. [DISCLAIMER: sorry if i offended anyone]
Q: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! sorry. watching SNL. AHAHAha...ha...ha. um. ok. question. Why do we REALLY put ornaments on the tree?
because the branches get lonely
Q. Why are there different languages?
A: so you can cuss out people you hate and they wont know
Q: Why do all boys hate Fall Out Boy?
A. Boys hate anything and anyone who look hotter then them. lol
Q. why do artists paint?
to release some of the color that is trapped in their brains so their heads don't explode from all the color activity.
why is chocolate so addicting?
A. Chocolate is a mind controlling agent. *shifting eyes*
Why do poodles jump?
Because stereo types exsist even in the animal kingdom and they wanna prove White boys (or poodles) CAN jump!
Q:The Haunted Mansion sat vacant at Disneyland for 10 years before it opened, why was it closed so long?
A. Because the family of ghosts didn't want to leave yet.
Q. Where?
down the road a piece, and a stone throw from the oak tree on the right of the pond.
why is red red?
red is red because we told it so.
Why is hello kitty so popular?
oh I want to join!
A: because hello kitty face has a subliminal message that only disturbs on the weakest minds.(oh gosh I'm so weak!)
hahaha! so.... QUESTION!
Why humans can't fly?
all humans along time ago had wings ! of beautiful colours that we have forgotten about like splonge and xzatriea these colours began to fade they were so pale they vanished altogether so people couldnt see their wings anymore so stopped believing that they could fly
but some people remember those colours and can fly like me i believe i can fly......... better stop i can see a cheesy R kelly moment coming on
Q What do stuffed toys do when we are all asleep ??
A. they have a party.
Q. Why do dogs think they can climb curtains?
they were cats in a previous life.
Q: Why do bras have underwires?
because overwire bras never caught on.
why is gravity gravity?
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