Think outside the box Q&A!

180 replies since 19th November 2008 • Last reply 19th November 2008

A. They are made by an elf who got rejected from the northpole. Steve the elf left the northpole and started his own line of winter fashions with his 8 sheep Dinky, Blowie, Capitina, Linda,Victor, Rosita, Clive, and Rody.

Q. How does a nightlight work?

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A. Nightlights are operated by faeries who sleep during the day and twinkle at night

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question, m, question!!! Happy *giggles*

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well you see "blank" is because "blankedy blank blank. Blank BLANK! Blankess blanks blankedy blank, blank blank blanks. BBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNKKKKKK blank blank and blankedy."

So we can deduce that "blank blankedy blankness blanky blank blank does blank with blank and blankedy blank blank and some blank blanks in the blank."

therefor "blank blank blankedy blank". Its really quite obvious, you see?


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What does the government do?

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oh silly me...lol

A. Government's govern the populations by governing

Q. What's a kiss?

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(lol you girls crack me up)

A: A kiss is a legal, but unwritten contract, sealing within it an undeniable statement of due cause.

Q: Why do we hang pictures on the wall?

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A: because, we used to put pictures on the ceiling but the people kept falling out of them, so now we put them on the wall so they can still see whats going on and stay safely inside the frame

Q: Why do we get insomnia?

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A. because of this mite that lives in your head, it loves to feed on the hormones and chemicals in your brain, and this activity keeps you awake.

Q. What is snow?

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A: dandruff that melts [mwahaha now none of you will never play in snow again!]

Q: What does DVR actually stand for??

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A. DVR - Dancing Very Random

Q. How do we make books?

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A. Books are made by taking the brains of giants, squashing them up very tightly and then slicing them very thinly into pages. That's why some books are great as some giants have good imaginations. Unfortunately some giants don't and the books that are made of their brains are very boring. Generally, the bigger the giant, the cleverer they are. That's why encyclopaedias are so huge Happy

Q. Why is my hair blonde?

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because one night when you were little these hair stylist elves snuck in your room and took a pretty yellow highlighter and colored your hair, and to give it the sheen they put everything that was yellow that they had like lemons, bananas, a yellow crayola, sunflowers and a hint of sunlight into your hair.


What makes the lights on the xmas tree light up?

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Inside the Christmas lights there are tiny little glowing ants that hate Christmas. So when they see the tree being put up, they get so mad they spontaneously combust.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? ;)

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Some of themthink that you have bread, but most are the departed souls of your ancestors, and they want to talk to you and offer advice on how to live your life, and they also want to wish you a merry Christmas!

Why is did my hair change from light blonde to dark brown?

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A. Magic shampoo

Q. What is in lipstick?

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