Think outside the box Q&A!

180 replies since 19th November 2008 • Last reply 19th November 2008

A:They eat it because they that it will turn into a sticky net kinda like spiderwebs and catch all the nasty foods they hate.

Q: Why do waterfalls crush you underwater?

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A: Sometime before so many humans ran the earth little water knomes ran free. They Were very friendly but everytime they got too happy they'd take out land with rain. Fun fact about water knomes , they are always excited, and so it always rained. It rained for 2 years and the earth was flooding, human homes were being lost and they were getting upset with the knomes. So the strongest human climbed to the top of the highest cliff and threw mother water knome off it. She fell into a deep cave and created the ocean. Although very happy in the ocean when ever a human stands under a waterfall mother knome calls more knomes into the ocean with her. It is them jumping down that pushes you as they land on your head and shoulders.

Q: Why are lady bugs red with black spots?

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Because the RED QUEEN and BLACK SPOT were once rivals. They hated each other so much that the BLACK SPOT declared war against the RED QUEEN. But ZEUS wasn't happy with that. So he forced them together like glue when they suddenly broke apart into several pieces forming lady bugs. Now, they stick together for the rest of their lives.

How were robots made?

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Little metal people saw that humans were having difficulty making things so they decided to join and help out people.

Why do we have to brush our hair?

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well, if we don't brush our hair then the mischievous hair people move in. they live in the knots in your hair..
and they contaminate it. i'm afraid they aren't very hair-eco-friendly.
so if you brush your hair, you brush out all those little homes, or even villages, of hair people. which is good, becuase they make your hair icky. and they damage the hair, too.
so keep up the brushing!

who or what caused life, the universe, and everything to exist?

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A:The Great pencil of course! Life was drawn up as a giant elaborate comic strip. The Great Pencil erased features and parts of organisms that did not need certain attributes, and added useful attributes other certain organisms. While the Great Pencil started with one organism, it eventually became more creative and scribbled more into the elaborate comic strip!

Q: Why do so many people listen to iPods?

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A: Because iPods are like drugs, once you listen you get hooked and then the hooked persuade others to get on the stuff!! It's a great way to block out the realities of life (just like drugs - not like I know that or anything!!).

Q: Why are those lava (blob) lamps sooooo awesome to watch?

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because they have a certain way to make you oblivious to anything else with their glowing. and how they glow is before they get in teh bottle they capture poor lightning bugs and steal their glowy stuff.

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you forgot to ask the next questions Brooks Z. (:

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oops um why cant guys chew with their mouths closed??? (lol)

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A: Because back when humans were cave people, men tried to attract women by chewing with their mouth open. The more food they show, the more attractive they think they are. (You know, they can hunt more food) Suffice to say, it doesn't work but the urge to chew with their mouth open has been inbred in the male species. Happy

Q: Why do cows go "moo!"?

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at one point all animals could talk and every little animal got in the way of the cows so they would yell move and as they had to evolve they lost most of their speaking powers but they could still say one word move and over the years their speach patterns got mutated so now they say moooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: why do apples of the same color have different tastes

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When the Evil Stephmother of Snow White wanted to poison apples, she first had to experiment a bit. The first time, all the apples became blue, then the apples transformed in silver unicorns and then she got these lovely red apples. Of course she did not try the apples herself, so she called the fool of the court and made him eat an apple. 'Delicious!' he cried. Nothing happened. He ate another one. 'Even more tasty!' And this went on and on, but the fool did not fall dead. 'Don't you notice Anything strange?' the witch cried desperately. 'Well, no apple tasted the same', the fool concluded. And the evil Stephmother did not live happily and died not very long after that.


Q: Why do blondes have more fun?

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A: The absence of hair pigments leaves room for more adventurous natural abilities. Technically, albinos and the elderly have the most fun.

Q: Why is up Up and down Down?

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AHappyown is down because when someone gets owned they go down, and when someone owns someone, they're happy so they bounce up and around Happy

Q: Why do Giraffes have long necks?

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