Think outside the box Q&A!

anyone did understand, because everyone misunderstands that our very existence may be nonexistent and therefore anything and anyone is exactly what they are not, so they misunderstand that misunderstandings are understandable.

why do big globs of snot appear in mouths?

It's not actually snot, it's the brain cells that died in your head while you were sleeping. They decayed and worms ate them, and like all things do after they eat, the worms pooed, and it runs down the back of your throat and into your mouth. Yeah. A lovely story


Where did the phrase "mind your Ps and Qs" come from?

It actually came from a little old lady who lived on a farm. Her grandchildren were always so lazy around the farm and they asked too many questions for their own good. What people don't know is that back in the day there were actually veggies called "P" and "Q" (No one eats them anymore because they tasted horrible and gave people gas). When the old lady's grandchildren would slack off and start bothering her during her work she would tell them "Mind your Ps and Qs!" as a way to get them to leave her alone and get back to work.

How do batteries work?

Inside each battery, there are two different kinds of pixies- the good pixies and the bad pixies. The good pixies wear read feather skirts and are trying to let out the electricity from the battery, by throwing out little sparks of magic dust which glow and whizz around electrical things. However, the bad pixies are evil and wear special laser-belts which zap the magic dust so the battery cannot work. The good pixies are much more powerful than the bad pixies, and they usually win, which is when a battery works, and let out the magic dust to flow around and create electricity.

Why do some birds migrate south over the winter?

Some birds go south to visit their grandmas! You see places that have a hot climate are better for people (or birds) with arthritis and a lot of bird grandmas have arthritis. So young birds whos wings don't hurt them when they fly make the trip to the south to visit their grandmas so they wont be alone over the bird-holidays.

I've heard about this book called "Everybody poops" but I find it kind of hard to believe... Does everyone do it? And if so what the heck is it? ^^

Yes it's true everybody does poop,
and poop is the leftover waste from creative excess, so if you've been extra creative then you will have to poop more than if you hadn't been creative at all. so non-creative types are constipated.

is it possible to live without crafting? (i hope not)

There are creatures known as well , im terrified to talk of them they are cold and lifeless and live without crafting by feeding on the ink of a used stamp pad they are cursed and live without creativity. they are sooooo without creativeness they are cold blooded. They are called . IDIOTS :o

why do squirells bury nuts and not people

Simple, those fluffy little fiends are actually burying the nuts to send to the underground builder squirrels. They are currently using the shells of the nuts to build a spaceship because, let's face it, earth is not the most welcoming of planets for squirrels. They tried using people once but, 1. three of the smartest builder squirrels were arrested for murder, and 2. human bodies don't keep well.

Why do llamas spit?

Good question. Thousands of years ago due to the constant strain of the weather, llamas decided to drastically change the food chain to fit their appetite: the wondrous grakou bean. Due to the amazing healing qualities and ability to turn into edible gold, the llamas had to hide their hoard of magical beans from all of the animal kingdom and humanity. However, eventually the geological explorers of that age (through their clandestine spy intelligence, the surreptitious squirrels) captured the secret docking base of the llamas who by then had been importing the beans underground from the Galapagos Islands to disperse to other llamas in the Americas and ultimately the WORLD. Ever since, their change in food, llamas have held a blood feud against humanity, forever spitting as an act of insult to humanity whenever reminded of their beloved grakou bean..

Poor llamas.

Why IS a raven like a writing desk?

Because one day, long ago Arthur Conan Doyle decided he needed a new writing desk. He set out to find the most extraordinary one! He was told by a mysterious man in a black coat to talk with Gustav Stickly. Little did he know Stickly was a mad man. So stickly agreed to make him a new desk and he would do so only if Doyle wrote him a great mystery series! xD
So Stickly made the desk and Doyle was shocked! The desk was actually a huge black stone raven!!! It was the best desk Doyle had ever owned!!! And we now compare ravens to a writing desk!

Why do we say, dot your I's and cross your T's?

A. They don't "make" movies. That's all a cover up. You see there's actually another race of people who exist only behind the screen and the TV is a portal that links our two worlds. What most people don't know either is that they watch us like we're movies. If everyone would know about them we would get too interested in how they survive and we would ruin it for both sides. That's why the government AKA "Hollywood" tells everyone they make movies. OH and celebrities are actually robot copies of the people on the other side of the screen that we like to throw us off.

B. Why does my laptop get hot?

There are all these little fire fairies that live inside laptops. They have awesome bright red hair and love warm weather. They start heating up and fire sprouts out of their hair. Thus getting your laptop hot.



Why do bees pollinate flowers?

Because bees are crazy. They have to do everything HARDCORE... little voices are floating around in their heads saying 'The World will never be a happy place unless u can get people HIGH.' Nothing is better than hippies floating around in a colorful field of PARADISE. See, its MUCH BETTER, and its CHEAP... I guess... that sounds so wrong.

Why are English accents so hot?

well, i'll tell you why english accents are hot. as we all know, it's usually cold in england, right?
so...those poor, cold english people needed something to keep them warm...or better even, hot.
then, the smartest, hottest people in england worked together and found something to keep them nice and warm- the hot english accent.
and that's why english accents are hot- they have to keep the english warm in their cold, rainy country.

is imperfect really better than perfect?

Funny you should ask,

Imperfect and Perfect are sisters. When they were young, Imperfect always felt like crap compared to her sister. If Perfect baked a cake, it was...well, perfect. If Imperfect baked a cake it was usually inedible. Imperfect just never felt good about herself and always BELIEVED that Perfect was better.

Then one day, Unique (an unconventionally handsome fellow) met Imperfect and they fell madly in love. They dated for a few years, and then one day Unique popped the question.
"Imperfect, will you marry me?"

Imperfect was so surprised, she just didn't know what to do!
"But why marry me?", said she. "I'm not Perfect. She is the one you should be in love with. There is nothing about her that isn't, well...perfect."

Unique looked her in the eyes (after standing back up, of course) and whispered, "Its your imperfections that make you beautiful. You are one of a kind and there will never be a copy of you. Perfect can be recreated over and over, a thousand times more, but she will never be you."

So, to Unique (and those like him) Imperfect is really better than Perfect.

However, to inspector #3 at the Handy-Dandy-Dungaree Factory...Perfect is better. ;)


Why did caterpillars decide to grow wings and fly?