About

Oh hello there. I am not really a unicorn despite all my wishes. I dye my hair too much and like to have everything covered in a fine layer of glitter. I can often be found in cake aisles touching the produce or looking at baby clothes and sobbing softly. I have an odd obsession with collecting gas masks and this has led me to be ready for the revolution, whenever that will be. Soon. Soooon.

I also enjoy moustaches. On men. Though I wish to grow one myself one day.

I spend too much time on the internet.
Sooooooon.