DIS.AR.RAY
like... typing it out?
I can write a paragraph backwards easily on paper [7th grade was an experimental time 
] but on here... that'd be a little harder.
Posts by DIS.AR.RAY
is it?
Oh, well I haven't read the whole book yet, and my teacher said his name was Joe. So he is stupid as well. :
I don't know why, that is just such a pet peeve of mine... its really weird
and Yea, I figured you knew, but for thsoe who DIDN'T! [tsk tsk to you! lol] I ranted to them
HIS NAME'S NOT JACK! ACK! lmfao
I'm assuming you know that because you put it in "these", but it gets me mad when people say that! lol
His name is joe in the book, and in the movie, he is no one. He is "narrator", lol. For those who don't know, he says "I am jack's *insert various things here*" because earlier in the movie, when Tyler was riding around the house on a bike, he was reading something in like Time magazine or something, and it was a few different columns or something that were about various body parts talking in the first person.
Like "I am jacks spleen", "I am jill's nipples", "I am Jack's colon" [to which tyler says "I get cancer. I kill Jack." Which always made me laugh, and then I felt bad... lol]
SORRY! But Chuck P. Is my home boy and that MOVIE is my life, and yea... lol. I watched it twice everyday for two weeks....
A: Well there is an X-rated answer to that, and then there is THIS ONE.
You know the number on the pencil? Well 2 is the most common, but there are all different numbers and weights, etc. They are there, not to define what KIND of pencil it is... but where it will take you! Its like you hear about pushing the right combination of buttons on a soda machine and you get to the menu and get to do a bunch of fun stuff. Same thing. But instead of all the change, or a free soda, IT TAKES YOU to different places. The past, the present, the future, the present as you'd wish it to be, the present as you'd hate it to be, the future with you rich, the future with you famous, the future with your mom ....
anyway. Number two is the most common because the people who KNEW about this magickal thing realized that 2 was the portal to what you most wanted in life. Those who had no clue what they are REALLY used for just saw everyone else using them and figured they are better. Thats why you see a bunch of people with number two who arn't in magickal awesome land.
A:You will never find the answer, untill you realize... There is no star.
[5 points to whoever gets the reference ]
[I was going to ask where babies came from, and I thought I was being clever, but then I look up and THERE WAS KK Just intime to steal my awesome, lol]
Q: Why do they put brail on the number pads at Drive Through ATM's?
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As she is crossing the bridge, she sees the cutest little cat run across her path. It had something in her mouth. It ran right up to her and dropped it... it was... an onion? No... a transparent ball of ... what was it?
It started to grow... and it got bigger and bigger.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
*POP*whiz*CRUNCH*
"wtf? Am I cinderella?" she wondered as she stood right in front of, what was once a small ball of who knows what, a carriage made up of ... who knows what.
But somethings different. No mice into horses, no driver, no fairy god mother. What was going on here? She, for some unexplainable reason, got into the carriage.
http://www.savvyseams.com/clothing/jeanskirt.php
that one is a little complicated for complete noobs, but I cannot sew to save my life and I'd be able to do that, so there is that one.
Here is another one
http://diyfashion.about.com/b/2008/08/04/bippity-boppity-boo-turn-pants-into-a-skirt.htm
and yea... there is an easier way. Just get REALLY HUGE pants and cut up to the crotch.
ok
new challenge
hm.....
I challenge everyone to uload a picture of themselves drinking 12 oz of water [355 mL] as FAST AS THEY CAN!
Whoever gets the fastest wins [challenges have winners don't they? ]
OK YOU GUYS, YOU CANNOT JUDGE ME! lol.
I felt in a very bellydancer mood and yea..
DON'T JUDGE ME! AT LEAST I DID THE CHALLANGE! lol.
Ack
ok
Pictures...
Well, little known fact, balls actually are rock bits that came from the planet Cuto Utan D. keep. The gravitational force there works BACKWARDS [which is why they flew from the planet]. Whenever they get to closed to the ground, the gravitational force [going backwards] repells them. They do not leave the earths surface because their backwards G.F. isn't as strong as our normal G.F.
If you look JUST CLOSE ENOUGH, you can see that the balls don't even touch the floor.
Why do water bottles have nutritional facts on the bottle?
She has to be sure she's packed everything she's needed. But she isn't quite sure what to pack. So she just goes about packing everything she think's she'll need.
Is she living there? How long is she staying? How far away is it? Could she commute? So many questions raging in her head.
ACK! SORRY. I forgot I didn't upload the pics and I got lost in my reading [it was breaking dawn, so you can't blame me that much! lol]
i could NOT find that mama zoe : Jeez it hates me
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ALRIGHT, I did the challenge. I just have to upload the pictures.