Awkward Rant (Men stay away!)

94 replies since 1st March 2008 • Last reply 1st March 2008

Reply #46:

Haha don't worry, I know how to do it but I just can't for some reason! It always comes out wrong, even when I do it on myself.

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Reply #47:

I've found that every place does their measuring differently...some places have measurements on the tags...like as to how to measure correctly. I know I can't buy bras from Walmart anymore, 'cuz they don't fit me right...It's sad to say...but Victoria's Secret fits me best...and they are not cheap! Bah humbug! So...if you're buying a bra from a place...try it on...if you're not comfy trying it on there...take it home..don't take the tags off..and try it on! If the back of the strap goes up or is too tight..it means your bra is too small. Every company does their measurements differently.

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Reply #48:

No if the strap goes up it's too big, if it's too tight it's too small.

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Reply #49:

I had two kids and was cursed with huge boobs....so ya i am donating my boobies! TAKE THEM AWAY!!! AAAHHHH!! **RUNS AROUND SCREAMING IN TERROR** AAAAHHH THEY ARE GOING TO GET ME!!! **quickly stops, drops and rolls out of the board**

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Reply #50:

LOL Sugar!! HAHAHAHA! I think it would be painful donating boobies...although I'm all for it...I'm tired of them..they are too heavy!

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Reply #51:

then it is settle, i will start a boobie swap, and you can have mine and you can mail me chocolate!

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Reply #52:

But what if I don't want yours...and what if I want to eat the chocolate? If I eat chocolate it will make mine bigger...I don't need bigger boobies!

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Reply #53:

how about a puppy then....o.O....

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Reply #54:

What? Are you giving me a puppy for my boobies?

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Reply #55:

you keep your boobies and i will air lift a cuddling puppy and a side of boobies that you can donate to a charity of your choice and then claim it as a tax deductible....but you still need to send me some chocolate!

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Reply #56:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay okay, YOU CAN HAVE THE CHOCOLATE! But...I'd rather not have the boobies...just the puppy....andddddd.....you can claim your boobie donation as a tax deductable! Happy

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Reply #57:

DEAL!!!!....hmmm...something...isnt....right...here...but CHOCOLATE!!! YAYAYAYA!

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Reply #58:

Before we go saying deal...you are chopping off your boobies...donating them...marking them as a tax deducatble (I assume you are giving them to a breast charity), and then....I get to keep my boobies, you send me a puppy...I send you chocolate....apparently chocolate=puppy

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Reply #59:

okay...all was going well till the husband found out what i was doing....i can not give my boobies away because if i did and we went fishing and the boat hit an iceberg we would not survive without my "floating" devices....o.O....even thu, i dont see myself going on a boat anytime soon but I dont want us drowning if i dont have anything to float with.. lol

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Reply #60:

Donate them to him....he needs floating devices!!! And..he could touch them all day...and molest himself!

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