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    Reply #1:

    btw, after fixing a few bits and pieces for Gemza to wear at le hospital, it doesn't look that tidy..!

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    Chezz... YOU HAVE A SHOE ROOM?? Or is the plan for the flat when you move in? x

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    So... I'm REALLY curious about where everyone does their crafting!

    Here's my side of our craft/music room - the other side belows to the husband Happy







    Any tips, hints and ideas for keeping a tidy and organised space are always welcome! x

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    to cover the artex in our house, we ended up putting plaster over it to get a new smooth layer, rather than trying to take it off Happy x

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    I'm Asthmatic and my symptoms are made worse when I have any lactose, I consider going to lactose-free often... but I HATE soy mil *pukes* If only there where interesting alternatives in the UK... x

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    This is an amazing topic... I just don't think I could ever give up tampons...

    But, tell me, how the hell does a moon cup work? does it involved removing and rinsing? I just can't imagine the mechanics of a little... cup.. catching everything and then having to clean it in public toilets??

    x

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    When I got married, I was sent this by a colleague... it might not make it better, but it might make you laugh Happy




    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate


    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resource.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support

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