Epic Quest

It's a FUN RPG. In THIS RPG, you get to make your own choices... don't you get to do that in other RPGs, sorta?... so get ready to go to the Medieval Times ... and put on your 3D glasses.

After the recent bandit raid, the village's livestock grew scarce and the villagers have little to eat... hey don't laugh, this is serious. As you look up to the sky, you see a creature that looked some what like a... UNICORN? You realize that it was a dream when it was just your COUSIN tickling you with a feather... stupid little girl...

When you meet dad outside to help him out with the feast planned for the night, you noticed a strange figure lurking behind the trees, that means your spidey senses are tingling... NO, NO, NO. Then, a man with a black and white mask, walks towards you but (Darth Vader style) NOOOOOOO, he grabs the last turkey and makes a run for it!! You were lucky to catch up to him and beat him down with your...

1. Sword
2. SPOON! It's good for eating and killing...
3. Bow and Arrows
4. Spear
5. MAGIC!!!
6. Gun... wait, what?!?