An easy Halloween costume!

Okay, nightmare time. As usual, I waited till the last minute to make my plastic bag dress, and it hasn't worked, so I need something to wear! I don't have loads of money so can't buy a costume, and have very limited time.

Any help, PLEASE.

Edit: Cut Out and Keep saved me again! I'm taking inspiration from the duct tape dress and incorporating it into my original idea. I'm going to match it with some ripped/odd stockings and boots, and tie bits of plastic bags in my hair. Tim's then gonna go in his ripped jeans, pinstripe shirt, loose tie and dressing gown, matched with a whiskey bottle in a paper bag and smudges on his face, and we will be a beautiful hobo couple. This is extra convenient as Tim had no idea what to go as and didn't want to properly dress up, and we'll look better if we go as a pair