Why in god's name are you using soo much toilet paper!?!?!?!?!?

Okays, for some reason my boyfriend didn't want to buy toilet paper last week. We only about two rolls left and I told him we needed to because for some reason his mother had been home quite a bit. Well, we didn't. BAD IDEA! She used all of what we had left. So, my boyfriend stole some from work. Well, he needed to get more. Yesterday she literally used half a roll in two hours. And when I came back from work the other half was gone. ONE ROLL IN ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!! I'm just getting pissed and fed up with it. Well when she came home last night my boyfriend said something to her. Not in a mean way, just asking about it. And she told us her boyfriend says the same thing! I really hope she cuts down or I'm gonna ask her to start buying the toilet paper.

I know this is a very random rant, but I just needed to vent!

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22 replies since 11th March 2011 • Last reply 11th March 2011

Reply #1:

WTF. lol that much. yeah, hide the tp

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Reply #2:

yikes! That is crazy! Maybe she is having problems and needs to see a doctor! I can't imagine how anyone could go through a whole roll of toilet paper by themselves in one day!

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Reply #3:

Maybe she eats it?
But half a roll in one day is a lot, considering it takes about a week for three average people to use a "double roll."

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Reply #4:

Exactly!! My boyfriend asked her what she does with it and she just said I don't know. And I was going to hide it when we came home last night but I discovered it was already gone.

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Reply #5:

I go through a lot too. I have really bad bladder problems, like I have to pee every hour it seems! And I have really bad allergies so I run to the bathroom to blow my nose. Anddd I use it sometimes to blend my eyeshadow...

But Nick says the same thing about me. He wanted to know how I go through so much and thats why!

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Reply #6:

Maybe she should consider using wet wipes. Then she wouldn't have to use as much tp to feel clean.

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Reply #7:

My fiance's nephew goes through tons of toilet paper, but most of it goes to blowing his nose since no one ever buys tissues for the bathroom. If your trash cans are full of your toilet paper, that might lead you to the cause of your tp supply vanishing so quickly.

Just start replacing the rolls of TP with halved rolls of paper towels and see what happens, lol.

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Reply #8:

Rip off five sheets and put them in a ziploc bag. Repeat several times. Start charging her per bag. Tongue

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Reply #9:

ha, the bag thing sounds awesome

maybe a trip to china, where you bring your own tp to the bathroom. They don't provide it, you have to bring it. for a year after, I was carrying a role of tp in my bag

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Reply #10:

Just throwing this out there, I use bandanas or a hankie to blow my nose. I always wash mine first so they are nice and soft on my nose, of coarse you always want to wash these anyways you'll be using them alot. I have so many lol collected over the years, I use to just use them for my hair and to cover my face. Once I got into the habit of blowing my nose with a bandana I always keep one or two with me, it saves alot on tissue/tp for you nose. Its also good for the planet XD

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Reply #11:

I think she does use it blow her nose, even though I buy tissues. And I think she might use it to spit mucus in it. Sorry if that's gross to some people but it happens. She's a smoker and she gets this really disgusting cough a lot and I think that is where the mucus comes from too.

Putting it in little baggies is very funny and I think I would be a rich woman if I did that!

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Reply #12:

but still thats alot of tp to use in one day, how much does she use to blow her nose?

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Reply #13:

My mum always got upset if she had thick toiletpaper and my sister and I used more than 3 sheets at the time :-P

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Reply #14:

I don't know how much she uses a lot of the time I'll go into the bathroom and see a wad of toilet paper just in the toilet. It's kinda gross. I know it's not like a turd is floating in there, but I know she can flush the toilet.

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