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"Tally-ho wife!"

"... I may be healthy, wealthy and wise, but as they say ... no life ... without wife!"

" '... If only I could but see you so happy. If there was such a man for you.'
'Perhaps Mr Collins has a cousin.' "

"... It's a warm-up suit.'
'For what?'
'For cool things you wouldn't understand-'
'-Like sleeping?'
'They are NOT pyjamas!' "

" 'I am invunerable, like Ajax!'
'Ajax cut his own throat in the middle of a pique.' "

"... Our girls in America have completely lost their roots. They are too career-oriented, outspoken and some have even turned into ... *whispers* the lesbian."