About

i major in creative writing at university. my minors include witchcraft and wizardry. i enjoy hash browns. i recently learnt that the word 'watermelon' translates into french as 'not steak', which is good because i always get melon and steak confused.

if i were to write about myself for a personal, i would be inclined to write the folloing:
tall, svelte, wise, witty artist. loves friends, films, and good food. not compatible with taurus or virgo. loathes dirty kitchen, dogs poo in the grass, warm beer, snoorer, people who are shaking their 'bloody mary'.