About

Just one caveat - if i don't know you, introduce your self or i will have to figure you are just trolling and i wont add you til i hear from you..remind me if i should remember you and if so from where its been a chaotic few years if late and i am human i forget things.. its a long story and I have my reasons when you get to know me maybe i'll bore you with it all... just for now, no talkee no addee. just like in the real world lol

I yearn for love like all other schmucks in the universe. But at this point I would settle for a good faithful lover (if anyone can remember what being faithful means that is) and a kiss after.
Don't try to chat me up until you get to know me cause if i feel you a trying to treat me like meat without my permission, i will make a pretty man (or woman) skin coat out of you.
Don't bother telling me you love me, unless you really mean it and can take and return the level that I function at. Industrial strength emotions are not suitable for the watered down feeble domestic-use-only people I seem to run into any more. I was meant for a 440 volt world and I am stuck in a 220/240 one. My step down transformer is tits up ....care to step up?

I seek a partner in crime that will stand beside me over the still smoking corpses of our enemies, whilst sipping tea and enjoying the view. I am in it for the long run and not a casual fuck for anyone, but love to get kinky with someone I can trust. Once you earn my trust you have me for life. Like a puppy. But more difficult to drown if you get bored.. and more lethal than a cobra if you hurt me.

I am not going to either fuck around on you or lie to you so I expect the same and will punish severely anyone that fucks with my heart because they are too lazy self centered or ignorant to be forthright honest or true. Shag monkeys and cam wankers are especially nice to torture..


For the right person I will do and give all. My only mistake in life is that I have given it to the wrong people. I am learning..

We all have some bad habits and baggage and I am willing to tolerate some of yours if you tolerate mine but I am not going to be anyone's meal ticket or victim ever again.

I love to teach and i love to learn, ideally you can do both. Love words, wordplay and reading, and don't get too pedantic about it? Great! If you use a medical dictionary to bone up on words for a good game of Scrabble then we shall be fast friends...I am sorry but if you don't like books the we won get on well .....even tho i haven't been able to read for a little while now i am enough of an anachronism to know that nothing like the kindle will ever replace the book. It just aint gonna happen kids, sorry..

You love and need animals in your life..

I also say "fuck" and "cunt" sometimes.. a lot when I am happy.. get used to it.

Please don't bother if you are a rabid nationalist or a Gorean twat. Just don't; It wont be profitable or painless i guarantee you.


I am delighted to talk to people that are capable to doing so in an intelligent manner and aren't squeamish or judgmental about my lifestyle. If you are just a tattooed woman letch then fuck off but if you want to talk about them I will, to a limited degree. I will not tolerate fools but love jokers and political extremists from the far left and I am not afraid to get tucked into a good argument provided you don't get wigged out if I am not the person you thought I was.

I am a very dark person in this old body.. I won't tolerate mindless copy and paste crap, endless invites to play idiotic games or invitations to join groups that suck. I am delighted to check out and share links to things that actually stimulate the mind..

So if you aren't leaving already, I am a feisty anarcho-madwoman that has a penchant for the extreme and yet is a delicate flower .. yeah right. I suggest you put on your Kevlar undies and proceed with caution. Love nature love old architecture and art and creativity, am crazy about old kimonos saris and other textile madness..

Some call me mad, usually the ones that have crossed me and got the well earned verbal thrashing that they deserved. If i seem like i am stalking you then you probably pissed me off badly.Tough shit. But, I am entertaining in the same way that a monkey running round the room brandishing a loaded automatic gun is amusing.. you may wet yourself once in a while. I know I do...

I am a self confessed loser and reformed dreamer. I am the bad penny your parents told you about. I am the woman no man introduces to his parents and I am not your friend until you earn it but i am a passionate dreamer of wild dreams that is creative and energetic and lazy and loving and kind and cruel and all that hyooomanz are capable of, save that i am faithful and loyal to the one that i call my Spesh.... if you are that one, then step up to the plate and lets see were this fucker redlines....

To my friends - I adore you and thank you and will never forget you. And I will love those that love me for ever.

To my enemies, don't even hope or pray that I will forget you either, cause I am not that stupid. Karma needs a living avatar, and I am auditioning for that role. Go hide, so I can have fun tracking you down. I will enjoy hearing your bubbling screams for your Momma as I reveal to you all that the human body can endure.... boy am I glad I paid attention when the anatomy was being taught!

Hey, look what happens when I poke that here, giggity giggity!

hahahahhaha you cunt, I know you are out there waiting for the hammer to fall. Guess what, you wont even hear it coming.

Because the worst thing I can do to you is to let you live to realize your full potential as an isolated sad lonely old cunt without a friend in teh world.


Scallywaggin', pukin' an' mutinizin' — that be how I sail.