Jail Soap

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  Step 1

  Get yourself a bar of glycerine soap (I used Neutrogena because that's all I could find) and some cording. You'll need enough to be able to slip the bar over your head easily.

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  Step 2

  If your soap comes wrapped up like mine, open up one end only. I don't know if all glycerine soap is like this, but mine was sticky so I left it in the plastic while I worked with it.

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  Step 3

  You'll need a paddle bit or something that has a similar shape to help bore out the soap from the hole you'll need to make for the cord. You don't need a drill since the soap is soft enough to just turn the bit by hand.

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  Step 4

  Stick your bit in the middle of the opened end of your soap and start turning until you're about 3/4 of the way down the bar, being careful to go straight so you don't come out the side or go through the bottom.

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  Step 5

  Stop every now and then to pull out the soap shavings and set them aside in a microwavable container.

• Step 6

  Heat up your shavings for just a few seconds and dip the ends of your cord in the melted soap and roll them a bit to make them nice and stiff and straight. Put any excess back in the container to heat again.

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  Step 7

  Reheat the rest of the soap shavings and pour about halfway up the bar hole and immediately push the cord ends in. You'll want the soap to squeeze out at the top of the hole to make sure you have enough filling up the hole around the cord.

• Step 8

  Let cool and close the ends of the packaging back up and you are no longer in danger of dropping the soap in the shower!

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Risa.Hanae (JapZilla) · Mt Pleasant, South Carolina, US · 180 projects 27th May 2011

Hahaha this made me laugh, which is really awesome because I'm at work. I like this very much. Good sense of humor!

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Rafaela H. · Lisbon, Lisbon, PT · 4 projects 9th September 2010

LOOL good one! ahaah

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Vicky S. · Stanley, North Carolina, US 7th April 2010

oooo, I catch on. LOL!

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Sarah S. · La Crosse, Wisconsin, US · 5 projects 12th May 2009

I love the title! Not sure where I would use this though...I really don't plan on going to jail, and if I ever did I think I would just use the drill to exscape. haha!

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felicia in wonderland · 4 projects 3rd April 2009

that seriously cracked me up.. priceless!
dont worry.. im just as crass as you

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Rae Rae The Jet Plane · Los Angeles, California, US · 1 project 13th September 2008

lol that's great!

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fahteema · 6 projects 11th September 2008

LOL oh now i get it. x)

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Lilim · 17 projects 11th September 2008

ooo thats bad XD

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Candice C. · Wylie, Texas, US · 49 projects 11th September 2008

I tend to forget not everyone is as crass as I am! :/ I'm the only chick working out in a shop with a bunch of guys and I can be worse than they are at times - but yeah, definitely a guy joke...

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corrie w · Columbus, Ohio, US · 7 projects 11th September 2008

ahahahahaha thats soo funny i love it
the joke is for guys
watch out dont drop the soap because you have to bend over and pick it up lol naked where their are other men hint hint

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