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Idiocracy Apron (A La Costco)

Welcome to Costco, I love you. Best. Movie. Ever.

https://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/idiocracy-apron-a-la-costco • Posted by apriljane

This a quick -- and hilarious -- costume for Idiocracy fans. It takes me about an 1 and a half to make one, and they're great fun to wear to conventions! :D Note: You need a vector-based design program like Adobe Illustrator to create the graphics via this tute. It can also be done via freezer-paper method or some other design program, also.

You will need

Project Budget
Cheap

Time

1 h 30

Difficulty

Nice & Simple
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Description

This a quick -- and hilarious -- costume for Idiocracy fans. It takes me about an 1 and a half to make one, and they're great fun to wear to conventions! :D Note: You need a vector-based design program like Adobe Illustrator to create the graphics via this tute. It can also be done via freezer-paper method or some other design program, also.

Instructions

  1. Lay your white/muslin fabric out flat, and measure 38 inches (length) from selvage to selvage. Measure 15 inches wide. Cut. Round the edges.

  2. Cut the neck hole: Find the center of the rounded rectangle, mark it, and then cut a circle with a circumference of 26 inches.

  3. Sew your bias tape on, following curves all the way around the exterior, then the collar area. Stitch tape into 4 16 inch straps and attach on the sides of both front and back of the apron. These ties will hold the apron on your body.

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    Prepare your iron-on design. Don't forget to reflect (reverse) so text will appear properly when ironed on. I use Adobe Photoshop and the following image for my own apron. Use a photo of yourself, face only (preferably with a goofy expression) and desaturate. You may want to decrease contrast as well. Don't forget "Welcome to Costco, I love you" at the bottom and the modified Costco font at the top.

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    Cut out your pieces and iron them on. Bam! You're done. Drool slightly, wave to bystanders, and...you get the picture.