How To Feel Like A Vampire!

Grr. I VIILL VUCK YOUR..plumb?

https://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/how-to-feel-like-a-vampire • Posted by Becky M.

I was eating a plumb one day and i said to myself...I FEEL LIKE A VAMPIRE! As you can tell im being sent to an insane asylum.( dont take that seriously) If your a twilight freak (like i used to be) then you shall love this tutorial! LOVE IT OR I SHALL EAT U!

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Plum Boredness

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Description

I was eating a plumb one day and i said to myself...I FEEL LIKE A VAMPIRE! As you can tell im being sent to an insane asylum.( dont take that seriously) If your a twilight freak (like i used to be) then you shall love this tutorial! LOVE IT OR I SHALL EAT U!

Instructions

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   First,you must grab your self a nice yummy plumb thats not to soft!

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   Next grab Huge knife! (dont literally grab a knife or you my harm your hand and we dont want that...) And make a tiny incision into the brai- i mean..."plumb".

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   Now suck the living heck out of the poor thing!

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   and now thes nothing left but the silly mortal flesh left! MUHAHAHA! youare an offical vampire!