How To Feel Like A Vampire!

Grr. I VIILL VUCK YOUR..plumb?

Posted by Becky M.

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I was eating a plumb one day and i said to myself...I FEEL LIKE A VAMPIRE! As you can tell im being sent to an insane asylum.( dont take that seriously) If your a twilight freak (like i used to be) then you shall love this tutorial! LOVE IT OR I SHALL EAT U!

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You Will Need (1 thing)

  • Plum Boredness

Steps (4 steps, 4 minutes)

  1. 1

    First,you must grab your self a nice yummy plumb thats not to soft!

  2. 2

    Next grab Huge knife! (dont literally grab a knife or you my harm your hand and we dont want that...)

    And make a tiny incision into the brai- i mean..."plumb".

  3. 3

    Now suck the living heck out of the poor thing!

  4. 4

    and now thes nothing left but the silly mortal flesh left! MUHAHAHA! youare an offical vampire!