High Waisted Jean Shorts!

This is the easiest project ever! Everyone loves high-waisted jeans...they're fashionable and flattering! But all the ones I see in stores have weird small zippers that create awkward penis-tents (lol) or have pleats or double-line buttons. HOW UNFLATTERING CAN YOU GET??
Plus they're like $25 :P

I went to Savers, bought 2 pairs for less than ten dollars, cut them at the thighs and voila! I look like I walked straight out of 1972!